Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Text me some of your sweat
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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