where does the pee come out of this thing
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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