Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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