well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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