girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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