Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
"it" just moved
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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