So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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