we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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