I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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