He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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