batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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