Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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