he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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