My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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