Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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