So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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