so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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