Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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