dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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