Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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