what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I FOUND THE LEGS
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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