Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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