all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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