the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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