i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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