i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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