It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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