ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
wakey wakey hands off snakey
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize