Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
