remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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