But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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