i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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