(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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