Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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