Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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