i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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