Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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