Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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