we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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