How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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