Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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