I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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