Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
you made out with another girl for some wings
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
