we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she woke up with a sticky ear
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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