The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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