Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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