on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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