She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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