I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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