i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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