the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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