Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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