Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When did angry sex become our thing?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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