I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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