pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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