It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
worst night to have a conscience
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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