awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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