I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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