I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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