yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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