omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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