Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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