I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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