Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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